Well, San Diego
Comic-Con starts tomorrow with a preview tonight. Unfortunately, Marvel Studios (among others)
has elected not to attend this year… I guess they must have learned that I’m
not going to be there and planned accordingly!
I can just imagine the Board meeting where it happened:
Kevin Feige: So, are we agreed? We’ll bring the whole cast of Ant-Man
and show the entire movie in Hall H.
Then we’ll bring out the cast of Captain America: Civil War and
let Robert and Chris go a few rounds in an impromptu boxing match, followed by
showing the first official trailer to the movie. And then just for grins we’ll introduce the
cast of Avengers: Infinity War!
Hall H will literally explode!
Intern (running in,
breathless): Mr. Feige! Mr. Feige!
Terrible news: the MCUReviewer is
not going to be at Comic-Con this year.
Feige: Are you serious? That’s the whole reason we’ve been going in
the first place: just in case a random
blogger who just started a blog this year would be there!
Intern: Sir…?
Feige: Well, I guess we’re not going to Comic-Con
this year, folks. Time to pack it in.
Intern: Seriously?
Because of one random blogger?
Feige: Are you questioning Feige the Great and
Powerful???
Intern: Umm… don’t you mean something like “The
Fantastic Feige,” sir?
Feige: What?
Intern: Well, it’s just that “Feige the Great and
Powerful” sounds like a Wizard of Oz sequel, but “The Fantastic Feige”
sounds like a Marvel property.
Feige: Didn’t you get the memo? We are removing the word “fantastic” from our
dictionary until the heretics at Fox come to their senses, restore the Fantastic
Four rights to their rightful owners, and return to the Universal Church of
Truth!
Intern: Ummm…
Feige: Silence!
Yeah… because that’s definitely
the way it went! (Attention: If anyone from Marvel comes across this, it
is only intended for humor, not as a reflection of how I think this
decision-making process went. And if this somehow is
the way it went… I swear I don’t have a listening device planted in your
office behind the poster of the original Avengers team!)
Anyways, Marvel Studios
isn’t going to be there, but that doesn’t mean we’re not going to get any
Marvel news this weekend. Marvel TV and
Marvel Comics will both be there. So
here are my expectations for Comic-Con—at least on the Marvel side of things.